Jibber-jabber!

Imran "Have y'all noticed my new fluff muff?" Khan is bringing out all the stops to promote his next film with Is She or Isn't She: Kareena Kapoor. One of their latest stunts includes driving around in his new ride, a Ferrari. Interesting choice of ride for someone who claims to be so environmentally conscious. Speaking of his new elevated pubic hair facial hair, Imran is growing it for his next flick by Vishal Bhardwaj. The beard, the pierced ears, the cockiness...all prep work for the next film. Yay, I can't wait....oh wait, yes I can. I didn't know Bhardwaj was making Sinbad: The Fugly Sailor...?

Karan Johar is on the defense, Y'all. Rumors have been circulating (most probably by Priyanka's PR folks) that Priyanka Chopra has been cast in Karan Johar's next film, following their hit Agneepath. After poor KJo got his ass chewed out by his fuming BFF Gauri, he's finally putting the rumors to rest. Through his mouth peice, KJo said, "This year Karan has many films lined up none of them feature PC. There's Punit Malhotra's next with Shahid Kapoor, Ayaan Mukerji's film with Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor, Rensil D Silva's film with Emraan Hashmi, Tarun Mansukhani's Dostana 2 and the film that Ekta Kapoor and Karan are jointly producing which will feature Kareena Kapoor or Kat. Priyanka is not even in the running for any film." Ok, we can all sleep in peace now, thanks for the clarification.

Now that Jr. Money Bags is out of the picture, Deepika Padukone is relying on her old punching bag for support. THIS idiot who seems to be happy to be Deepika's perennial Plan B go-to guy, isn't complaining one bit. Meanwhile other rumors suggest she's been seen hanging out with John Abraham. Yeeck, talk about being stuck between a rock and a *hard* place.... ;-) In other DPad news, now that she's left Race 2 film makers high and dry after shooting began a week ago, they are scrambling to get another A-lister to fill her shoes. Ramesh Taurani is reportedly trying to woo Fat Lips for the role.

Just the other day, we read a whole mind-numbing "article" about how ARB is doing all the new Mommy work on her own, refusing to enlist the help of nannies. Commendable, if true, but as luck reality would have it, the story was nothing more than utter bullsh*t, as we suspected. Abhishek joined his two favorite gals down in Goa to privately celebrate his birthday. Amitabh A source close to the family revealed, "This is Abhishek's first break in months. He's been shooting non-stop and Ash hasn't really left the house since the delivery, except on two occasions (one was Parmeshwar Godrej's party for Oprah Winfrey and the other was for Riteish and Genelia's wedding last week). This is the first time Beti B has been taken out of the city. It was just the three of them, along with the baby's nanny." Doh!

Bollywood stars are on the move! First up, Priyanka Chopra is said to be looking for shiny new flat to purchase. Uh-oh guess the door men at all her 8 Mumbai properties finally figured out she's not the real Mrs. SRK. The actress is said to be house hunting for a home facing the sea in Juhu with a supposed budget of Rs. 25 crore. Looking to get away from his folks' home, Krishna Raj, on Pali Hill, Ranbir Kapoor has also been eyeing a few new apartments in and around Bandra. It's unclear whether the new place will be for Ranbir or his folks, when their current home begins renovations later this year. Katrina Kaif is still house hunting, after her last apartment reminds her too much of Ranbir's late night visits was deemed unlivable. The actress wants a sprawling home in Juhu, with a supposed budget of Rs. 15-20 crore.

Kareena Kapoor's pregnancy rumors only seem to be getting stronger. When she's is not wearing a sheer sari (Filmfare awards, R&G's wedding reception) she been spotted is loose fitting shirts and caught doing the infamous arm cross-overs over her mid-section, causing much speculation and confusion among her fans and non-fans alike. If she is in fact pregnant, hiding the pregnancy until her "public" wedding ceremony makes sense. We can't have her waddling around in Manish Malhotra maternity wear, now can we? Then again, if she is pregnant, why is she wearing sheer sarees which only bring attention to her belly? Maybe this is a bit of her passive-aggressive way of telling the world to f*ck off...? Catch some recent pics of Kareena from her  promotional events, after the jump!
[TOI, Indiafm, HP]

Feb 3rd, 2012

Feb 4th, 2012

Yikes! Bad angle?

At Ritesh and Genelia's wedding reception.

Twitter war: Ayesha Takia vs. Siddharth Mallya!

A furious and somewhat incoherent Ayesha "Big bouncy chesticles" Takia took to Twitter recently on behalf of her sister Natasha Takia, who she says was mistreated by an associate of Kingfisher Airlines. Here in her own rambling words is what Ayesha says happened: 

"The worst airline,kingfisher!!!shockingly baddddddddddd airport staff behavior at delhi airport with my sister.

This disgustingly behaved kingfisher staff called Vinay podwal just tore my sisters boarding pass n misbehaved with her!!!!Can't believe thisssss!!!I'm in mumbai n I wish I was there rite now 2!soooo angry!!How can this happen!!!

how dare this vinay podwal misbehave with a passenger and tare her boarding pass,it cud b any one of u!!think about it.I will tweet and tell ul the whole story in a bit,2 angry n upset rite now!this just happend!!I wanted u alllllll 2 no!

My heart is beating so fast with anger that a girl at an airport gets treated this way by airport staff!he is at the kingfisher counter.She is unwell and has a horrible backache,can't believe this happend 2 her rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this how a girl alone at an airport gets treated by the staff of the airline she is flying?!?!?!?

Vinay podwal at delhi airport,kingfisher staff just threatend and yelled at my sister saying he can throw any1 out n TORE her boarding pass!She is unwell n tired n hurt from being mistreated n threatend..I'm shocked!

We r goin 2 take serious action against this and go 2 court with it,let the law handle it,so that this doesnt happen 2 any girl again!"

Siddharth Mallya caught wind of Ayesha's Tweets and responded:

"Been getting retweets about Ayesha Takia & KFA. not too sure who she is, an actor of some sorts?? But it seems something has upset her!!

Don't know why Ayesha Takia is tweeting so much when she wasn't even present. There are always two sides to a story. Pipe down love."

Oooh....so NOT the thing to say Turd Mallya! Ayesha hit back with:

"Well any indian citizen can stand up for their rites if treated badly,and I don't have to be anyone u know sidharth mallya!!!!!!!!!!!!

u wernt there either so don't b condescending and defend ur freakin staff,first find out wot happend!u clearly r unaware of ALOT sidharth m!"

You tell him, Honey. Siddharth finally ended it with:

"I'm loving this...people too easy to wind up on twitter. I'm bored now. Good night"

Ayesha, meanwhile, has been busy re-Tweeting comments by people who have had similar problems with Kingfisher Airlines. Some even saying they've dealt with KFA employees drunk on the job at various airports around the country, sparking a safety debate.

Team Button Busters all the way!
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[Oneindia, Twitter, HP]