2012 Stardust Awards: Pics!

R. Madhavan with his wife, Sarita Birje. We love us some Maddy!

Holy sh*t, WTF was this dress maker thinking? It looks like a Project Runway reject gown where the maker couldn't decide whether it should be draped or a sweetheart neckline, and then tried to cover up the mistakes with tacky metal accents. Not a fan of these Shantanu-Nikhil 1/2 gown, 1/2 sari combos!

Despite the apparel, Kajol "There's more to me than just my uni-brow" Devgn looked fab. Clean and simple make-up paired with the side-swiped hair was fine. Some teeth whiteners would go a long way though....

Jiah Khan went Desi for the night. The anarkali was beautiful.

...wish we could say the same about her makeup. Yikes, she almost looks cartoonish. 

Vidya Balan is her signature Sabyasachi. Blah to blahth power.

Urvashi Sharma is a complete washout in this shimmery nude sari with a tri-color accent. Hate the OBOOBI even more.

It's a sad, sad day when your 68 year old mother looks better than you.

Bimbette head tilt + armpit/ upper boob flab + a non-altered quasi-bondage dress + and a rotted Chiclet sh*t-eating grin =  Flashy Trashy Tannisha!

Nargis Fakhri made a rare appearance wearing a purple Dior gown. Looks like something a belly dancer would wear. 

She's got a pretty face though, this one. 

Is he farting or trying to air out his musty balls....well considering all his drug use...his musty marbles?

Yeah! Sameera Reddy brought some Va Va and a load of Voom, in this red number. We likey!

Oh Lawdy, not another one of those badly draped gowns!? Was it a full moon that night?

Call it a case of when bad clothes happen to good people. Those folks at Donna Karan must have done this one during happy hour, drunk off their ass. This dress looks like sh*t. Thank goodness Anushka has a tiny frame, cos anyone else wearing this would have a horrible silhouette. 

Hell-OH Handsome!

Wow, another good turn out for Bipasha Basu! We much prefer this Sabyasachi sari to that of Vidya's, but we're not digging the puff-cinched sleeves. 

Ms. Basu looks beautiful. Rocking the big red bindi, and keeping the accessories to a minimum finishes the overall look nicely, I think! We'll even overlook the OBOOBI this time....

Look who the photogs caught trying to sneak by! Shahid "My Daddy's movie was good, damn it!" Kapoor. Still my cutie pie...le sigh...

Leaving her Dragon Lady counterpart at home again, Ekta Kapoor made a lovely appearance wearing yet another Malini Ramani satin sheet dress. She's got on makeup, Y'all! She may have even left those damn platform chappals at home! Ekta looks fab from this distance. 

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