Ritesh and Genelia's Reception!

What the...? Am I seeing right? Is that Bipasha Basu wearing a sari without doing the OBOOBI AND looking fabulous!? Huh...miracles do happen.... 

Sridevi went with Sabyasachi for the night. Not sure if it's the pic or a newly taut face a la her recent NY trip, but her face looks funky. WTF is that one the sleeves? Sequined lipstick kisses? Yuck...finally something looks tackier than her husband.

Hot damn, it IS a night of miracles! While Dragon Lady took the night off, Ekta Kapoor made a lovely appearance wearing something other than her satin, tear-soaked bed sheets! .....and then we saw them fug-a-dug shoes! Doh!

...and the  Best "Toned down, Dressed up" stripper award goes to Manyatta "I got the mole right where I want it for the night" Dutt.

Ameesha Patel decided to go Shimmery Bananas for this night....

Wow, Vivek Oberoi looks handsome.....and now the moment has passed.

Families who deal together, stick together. 

Poor Mama Jaya. It's been so long since she's heard any applause, she thinks it's noise pollution. And lo and behold, ARB has emerged!

She looks happy and healthy for a new Mommy, chubby chubs and all. Loving the anarkali.  

I guess the Ambani brothers did a coin toss to see who would attend which event. Imhotep and Two Ton Tommy here, won the toss for the reception!

Oh Dear Lord, someone please lend this woman some shoulders! How she swings around those double D's with such a tiny top frame I'll never know, but Madhuri looks radiant here. What the hell is going on near her mouth over on the left side?

Jai Mehta, Juhi Chawla, and Rekha!

SAK is doing that media sneer of his, while Kareena is doing that bimbette head tilt and smile of hers. Yeah, they've got this sh*t down to a tee! I'm not crazy about Kareena's sari, but it looks good on her. 

The "smile and pretend we really like each other since the cameras are there" photo. Hobbit (who looks a lil too happy to see SAK) and Kiran "Yoo-hoo Over Here" Rao, greet Sonny and Cher. 

Jacqueline, whatcha doin wearing a suit, Honey?

Ooooh, LOVE Sushmita Sen's glittery sari! 

"Get the f*ck outta town, I didn't know you'd be here!"

(L-R) Pugs N Fugs. Congrats to them once again!

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