Bipasha and Shahid dating? Holy WTF!?

Nooooooo, say it ain't so Sugar?! Of all the babes in B-town, why this one? Whaa yyyy? Ok, regather BC, get a grip! Surely this is karma for my consistent ridiculing of her....?

So news of our fav. Sidewalk Sally having a new mystery man in her life isn't exactly new news. Bipasha Basu has been very secretive about him, and only referred to him as "someone new" but made sure not to drop any kind of hints. Well now the world has come to an end an Indian daily is reporting that Bipasha's new man is none other than our tea-totaling Sugar Pie, Shahid Kapoor. A snitch told the media:

"For over a month now, Bipasha has been talking about a very sweet guy in her life. She's been telling friends that he's an eligible young man and has been showering her with gifts and some much-needed attention. She's been gushing to her friends about how "sweet and affectionate" he is. Bips maintains that while they are not serious yet, he's been wooing her persistently and she's basking in the warmth of his adoration. Obviously they are only just getting to know each other, so Bips doesn't want to jinx it by talking openly about Shahid."

Ugh gross, puke, VOMIT! So I guess Momma's Boy Himbo was just a one two three night stand? Hope Bipasha enjoyed her short ride on the Herpes Express!

People began doubting Bipasha and Shahid's just "friends" with benefits relationship when Bipasha suddenly turned up at Shahid's party. They don't have the same social circle, so Bipasha's attendance at his party sent Bollywood's non-Botoxed eyebrows araising! Said a source:

"On Saturday night, Shahid hosted a small party at his newly-renovated Andheri home. There were about 20 guests, and Bipasha was also present. Shahid had invited only a handful of his close friends, including Siddharth Anand, Karan Johar, Anushka Sharma, Sonam Kapoor, Ayesha Takia and husband Farhan Azmi, Ahmed Khan, so her presence there raised quite a few eyebrows."

Word is they met through their mutual personal trainer, Abbas, and supposedly bonded over their fitness obsession. Story went on to say that Shahid was spotted a few weeks back with hickeys all over his neck. See? She's trying to chew you up and spit you out before she moves on to her next victim! When he was asked who slobbered all over him, Shahid didn't say, prolly out of embarrassment? But he was spotted with her later on that night.

The article also stated that Shahid and Bipasha hadn't worked together, which is incorrect. They have. So we are seriously hoping (and praying) that the rest of this bizarre story about Senorita Sexalot and Sugar Pie is F.A.L.S.E.! Surely Shahid knows how much Bipasha loves c*ck-a-doodle-doo chicken!?
[TOI, janubaba]