Not for the faint at heart!

This has nothing to do with Bollywood, y'all. A friend forwarded this to me wondering if I thought it was beautiful or repulsive....? It's a NSFW kind of thing and if you're easily offended by things, give this one a skip!

Forget beautiful and forget repulsive. Is this really f*cking necessary!? As if nursing doesn't tire you out as is...! More crazy sh*t white people do....smh.
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Inside deets from R & G's Sangeet!

According to Mumbai Mirror, here's what went down at the sangeet ceremony:

Wives' club drop out: 
Malaika Arora Khan, who arrived dressed in her signature golden bikini top and a navy blue net saree, was snubbed by the star wives present at the do namely, Tanya Deol, Seema Khan, Gauri Khan and Maheep Kapoor. The only people who kept her company was sister Amrita, Aditi Govatrikar and husband Arbaaz. The evening did not get any better, when Malaika was literally saved by an inch from suffering a wardrobe malfunction.

Caught on the wrong foot:
Malaika excited about beginning her dance act lifted her arms and almost gave the audience an eyeful. Thanks to her friends in the audience, what could have been a repeat of Carol Gracias' most memorable walk on the ramp, was neatly averted. Farah Khan Ali, however, did not have such helpful friends. Farah's wardrobe met with its logical outcome when she went on stage to dance.

The unlikely host:
Karan Johar coordinated it. And Shah Rukh Khan lent his voice for the commentary. But the one who organized the entire affair was neither from the D'Souza or the Deshmukh clan. Vashu Bhagnani, whose daughter Honey is soon to be married to Riteish's brother Dheeraj was the man behind the entire event.

The missing act:
Riteish's friends Aftab Shivdasani and Ashish Chaudhari put up a rather entertaining act with life size cutouts of the bride and groom-to-be. However, members of Riteish's boy gang Zayed and Fardeed Khan, who were supposed to shake a leg as well for their friend failed to turn up for the party altogether.

The 'high' light:
Bobby Deol in high spirits was seen sipping soup out of a rather small bowl. But Sanjay Dutt came to the rescue and was heard telling Bobby to 'control'.

Hmm....wives being b*tchy towards each other, wardrobe malfunctions, missing guests, and a drunken one man show...yup, that's a typical Bollywood event, alright.

Renditions of Genelia's wedding outfits designed by Ritu Kumar, after the jump!

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FANatical!

A self-proclaimed biggest fan of Priyanka Chopra, just made it official:

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Ritesh and Genelia's Sangeet

The big day for Pugs and Fugs is fast approaching. Catch the pics, after the jump.

My cutie pie! Phew, that face just ain't the same anymore. Shahid Kapoor is hiding all that unemployment stress, y'all.

Sameera Reddy announced recently she's done with the "dumb girl" roles in films. Too bad, guess she had to call it quits sometime, though...;-)

Yehhh....add this one to the Bollywood "Mugs only a mother can love" list. Oh Sajid, how 'bout you take more time at working on yourself and less time dropping those pants, eh?

Aww, the happy whored out couple!

Sanjay Kapoor with his full-time wife Maheep (L) and part-time wife, Bhavna Pandey.

Hey, is it just me or is Manayata's mole in a new spot every time I see her? That's a shiny green sari though....

Pugs and Fugs in all their pre-wedding bliss. Genelia looks gorgeous!

Neetu Singh and Rishi Kapoor. Oh Neetu Aunty, should've gone with the maxi pad under the armpit! How amazing is she looking these days, eh?

Is Raveena Tandon expecting, or is that dress very unflattering around the mid-section?

Uhh...yeah. Vilasrao Deshmukh can't pose for sh*t!

Neelam with Goldie "Nothing wrong with my name" Behl, and Sonali "Proud to be married to a guy named Goldie" Bendre. 

It's a tad odd that Zarine Khan is popping up at all these shindigs around town. But the pretty in pink look works for her here. 

Whoa ho! Look who's freshly London-returned, Ms. Shamita "Soon I'll be the 3rd pain in the ass to my sister" Shetty!

Soha Ali Khan and Kunal Khemu.

I've heard that Sikander Kher is one of the sweetest guys in B-town, but he scares the living sh*t outta me, y'all. 

WTF? They look like a traveling village dance troupe that all clambered out of a bus together. Presenting the Gaudy Bunch: Amrita Arora, Arbaaz Khan, Aditi Govitrikar, MAK, and Vikram Phadnis. 

Asin walks in with a bright pop of color! She looks pretty here. Wait 2 mins, that'll change...

Abhishek Bachchan and KJo with Gauri Khan. I'm loving her sari, even if she's sworn never to wear it correctly.

Oh Dear. Bless her heart. Arpita always looks like sh*t, but mad props for doing your own thing girl!

Dia Mirza wearing what seems to be the new Chikni Chameli collection. 

'Nother shot of Mrs. Khan. Get past that shiny oily mess on her face, and this is one of our favorite looks on her!

Coral orange? I always thought the Hulk was green?

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Salman Khan to get married soon?

Bollywood's marriage season of 2012 has already started. After Riteish Deshmukh and Genelia D'Souza who are all set to tie knots on Feb 3, we will see Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan getting married soon.

But amongst all, there is one actor who seems not at all interested in the institution of marriage. He is none other than Salman Khan who seems to have no such wedding plans in near future. A leading daily reports that actor Arshad Warsi, who has currently attended the Sangeet ceremony of Riteish and Genelia, desperately wants Salman Khan to get married.

Well, it's not only Arshad, but also all Sallu fans are eargerly waiting for the same.

Source:http://entertainment.oneindia.in/bollywood/gupshup/2012/salman-khan-get-married-soon-010212.html

Salman Khan to play a double role in 'No Entry Mein Entry'

If one Salman Khan wasn?t enough to rustle up a blockbuster, imagine what two can do. Director Anees Bazmee looks like having another hit film on his hands.

Bazmee?s next film No Entry Mein Entry will have Salman Khan playing a double role. The filmmaker met Salman recently and discussed the role and the script. Salman has liked the idea and given his own suggestions to make the role funnier.

Salman Khan hasn?t played a double role in any film except Judwa.

The two roles that Sallu will play in No Entry Mein Entry will be sprinkled with liberal dose of humour. Not just that, even the other two heroes will have double roles as well. So expect another screwball comedy from Anees Bazmee.

The meeting between Bazmee and Salman Khan also saw the two putting behind the differences that cropped up between them during the making of Ready.

Anees Bazmee wants to start shooting for No Entry Mein Entry this year, but it remains to be seen whether Salman Khan, presently busy shooting Ek Tha Tiger in Cuba, will be able to allot dates from his chock-a-block diary.

Source:http://www.apunkachoice.com/content/article/sid100007942-salman_khan_to_play_a_double_role_in_no_entry_mein_entry/

Shah Rukh Khan ko gussa kyun aata hai?

Is all well in Shah Rukh Khan's life, or is he going through a personal or professional crisis like Farah Khan claims?

Art imitates life, they say. Not quite.

Take a scene in Ra.One wherein Shah Rukh Khan, accompanied by his son, gets mugged on the streets. Instead of tackling the diminutive thug, he lets him off easily and preaches Mahatma Gandhi's lessons on non-violence.

Few months later, Sanjay Dutt threw a bash to celebrate the accolades he received for his creepy, spiteful turn as Kancha Cheena in Karan Johar's super-hit Agneepath remake. This time, SRK was in no mood for Gandhigiri. Wine or woe, SRK reacted to director, better known as Farah Khan's husband, Shirish Kunder's provocative swipes with a fist and a punch.

It's, of course, not a very nice thing to do. But how many 'We condemn this act of violence' reactions did it spawn anyway? On the contrary, if the excitement it generated on Twitter is anything to go by, SRK's aggression certainly got some support from fans, fraternity and even haters.

For one, Kunder is not exactly the harmless underdog you would want to root for. (Read the man's tweets and you'll get the drift.) In the past too, he's evoked the ire of the fourth estate with his offensive remarks.

Also, he wrote, produced, edited, among a whole lot of others things, the utterly abominable Tees Maar Khan.

Secondly, and most importantly, the prospect of a good fight on a dull Monday appears to have gotten the better of everyone. Even dairy giant Amul wasted no time in coming out with its 'Kha.One' take on the brawl.

Too bad Farah's brother Sajid Khan and brother-like Sajid Nadiadwala intervened to patch things up between the squabbling SKs. In any case, what exactly did the choreographer-turned-filmmaker and once SRK's closest chum mean when she said, 'The person who is hitting has either a personal or professional crisis going on.'

We've got a few fun theories.

Source:http://www.rediff.com/movies/slide-show/slide-show-1-shah-rukh-khan-ko-gussa-kyun-aata-hai/20120201.htm

Katrina to perform daredevil stunts in 'Ek Tha Tiger'

Katrina Kaif is shooting in Havana for Kabir Khan's 'Ek Tha Tiger' and Hollywood action director Conrad Palmisano is making the actress do daring stunts like free-falls.

Katrina, under the protective eye of co-star and friend Salman Khan, is doing what one member of Cuban unit describes as 'the real thing'.

"These are stunts that any macho hero would think twice before daring. Katrina is really pushing the envelope as far as the female machismo is concerned. She is doing free-falls with Salman by her side. We hear Kareena in 'Agent Vinod' and Kangna Ranaut in 'Krrish 2' would also be attempting the hi-jinks...," said the unit member.

When asked about her daredevil act, Katrina said: "Yeah, it's scary but great fun. I've only done very feminine delicate roles so far. This is a new challenge for me. I guess that's what I'm looking for at this stage of my career."

Palmisano, who has supervised the stunts for over 200 topnotch films and television series, oversaw Sheila LeBeouf's stunts in 'Transformers: Dark Of The Moon', Nicolas Cage in the forthcoming 'Seeking Justice' and Jackie Chan in 'Rush Hour', informed the source from on-location.

Apparently Palmisano initially suggested 'something softer' for Katrina.

The actress is preparing for them every morning.

"She wakes up at the crack of dawn to get warmed up for Palmisano's stunts. Then she gets down to action. Very risky ones, I might add which many of our Bollywood heroes would insist on being done by doubles. Lekin Katrina mein ek junoon hai. She is out to prove she can do action scenes as well...," said the source.

Source:http://ibnlive.in.com/news/katrina-to-do-daredevil-stunts-in-ek-tha-tiger/226192-8.html