AUDITIONS - REDRUM a new mystery comedy

cathaayatra announces REDRUM, a new comedy mystery PLAY in an interesting format where the audience helps solve a crime

to be based in goa, REDRUM will be part of the cathaayatra season this year including the (irreverent and in)famous 'A Perfect Relationship' , ?Almost, Maine? and a new Sherlock Holmes twistery.
REDRUM aims to perform in public and private spaces in Goa, Delhi, Hyderabad and other places starting Jan 2012
We will play and work at lotus eaters http://www.facebook.com/groups/184359118284822/

we are auditioning for the following acting roles for REDRUM:

1. Female page 3 socialite, loud, supercilious type
2. An attractive but stupid young woman with questionable (loose?) morals
3. A thin, vertically challenged young man with a triggered lisp and something (masculinity?) to prove
4. A tall, (dark and handsome?), male butler with a British accent and stiff upper lip or a parody thereof
5. A squat (pot-bellied), balding, male wannabe Bhai with loud, lecherous behaviour
6. Chubby female with obscene manners
7. Owl
8. Chicken
9. Flowery patterned, preposterously ridiculous reading glasses
(Roles open to everyone with clear English diction. 7,8 & 9 not open to humans or disguised aliens)

Interested?
Send us a mail about yourself (mainly your work or motivation) and the role you would wanna do to weare@cathaayatra.com
we welcome youtube clips of your previous work (no web-cam pornos puhlees - we pride in our hypocritic propahness)
AUDITIONS 15th - 24TH NOV 2011 IN GOA

Starting 25th Nov 2011, rehearsals and tour may include excruciating fun, loads of bonding time and card games on trains, free sun'n'sand, chai ? samosas, vada-pavs and the odd BYOB get-together
we work on a co-operative model of payment. It?s shared, it?s strangely satisfying (just think of a coupla hundred friends calling you a star for a night) , it?s typically modest, it?s usually late. No, we won?t ASK you for money!

DISSSSCLAIMER: we do not hob-nob with corrupt politicos, uptight babus or other high-and-mighty-low-life people therefore 'so-and-so is my brother?s cousin father' or any such lameness won?t work. if you plan on sending 'profile' pics by some famous and expensive person, you've wasted your money buddy! threats will be returned with bigger violent threats. fat cash envelops will be summarily pocketed and denied. love letters will not be returned for obvious future blackmailing purposes. and remember, we too have done this tediousness before so don?t be shy, be patient. Or whatever.
For the fence-sitters, it?s www.cathaayatra.com
For fb junkies and groupies, it?s http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=58926580692