Celebs at the Chivas Kwan event

Nargis Fakhri walked the red carpet in this multi-color block dress by Shivan Narresh. She looks beautiful, even with her torpedoes aimed, and an "I farted" expression on her face.

Eww, every now and then we are reminded why Malaika Arora Khan should never give a "real" smile. That busted grill of hers totally ruins the package. She wore the same zipped McQueen dress, Ms. Malik wore to the BT bash. I almost prefer it on Avantika, rather than MAK the MILF. 

Wow, wtf was Neha Dhupia thinking coming out of her house looking like this? She could give Jumbotron a serious run for her head space! And Neha honey, throw some lube on those knees will you? Lotion...cream....anything! Gotta keep those money makers looking better. ;-)

Doof!

Soha Ali Khan looked semi-cute. Has she lost some weight?

Mmm...my new tall, dark, handsome primate. Rana Daggubati certainly gets my tongue wagging, if only I could ignore his uncanny resemblance to a monkey...ah well. McChimpy it is!

Maryanne and Ginger. A 3-hour tour, anyone?

The couple most likely to go on a drug-induced wild car chase with police hot on their tail, Arjun and Mehr Rampal. 

The couple most likely to rob a bank together and have wild sex atop heaps of cash, Abhay Deol and Preeti Desai.

The couple most likely to hit a McDonald's for a "fancy" night out, Anurag Kashyap and Kalki Koechlin. 

New BFF alert!!

[HP]