The Kumars ooze mush....

Being Valentine's Day and all, the Indian media went around getting sound bytes and other useless banter from some of our favorite star couples. One of them being Mr. and Mrs. Twinkle Khanna. And while people wonder why Twinkle Toes has been MIA from many Bollywood dos lately, here's what they had to say about each other:

Twinkle Toes on Lothario Kumar:

I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'musually awake the entire night! [Is that why you sleep in a separate room?]

He actually has 267 pairs of shoes in every colour of the rainbow. [F*cking prima donna...]

He doesn't know his own strength and sometimes crushes me in jest, leaving me bruised black and blue all over. [Um....it's called S&M, Sweetie.]

I hate the fact that he manages to fall asleep in the middle of every argument! [That's how entertaining your conversations must be...]

Akshay's idea of a romantic date is a six-kilometre jog, followed by 500 crunches... TOGETHER! Eeeeks!

It drives me nuts how he has sneakily and steadily wormed his way into becoming my best friend. I like him more now than when I married him! [Aww...ain't that sweet. I bet it helps that he's no longer f*cking everything in a skirt too...?]

 Akshay on Twinkle:

On every birthday, I ask my wife, "What would you like this year?" and her instant reply is, "Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!" I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants ME! When I tell her this, she doesn't even blink before replying, "Okay, fine... Emeralds! Emeralds! Emeralds!" [She's gotta have some bribes appreciation for putting up with you...!]

It drives me nuts how her tongue is so sharp. I can shave with it instead of a razor! [Whoa!]

It's not easy being married to an interior designer. After 11 years, I'm still looking todiscover an object I've suggested for our home! [You're lucky she lets you live there, Honey.]

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! [It's called being a woman. ;-)]

No matter what I buy her, she always has to exchange it for something supposedly better! [See previous comment.]

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her! [Aww....maybe you should stop taking her professional advice though, eh? Kambakkht Ishq? Seriously!?]

 [TOI, HP]